I want to take photographs for National Geographic.
How ambitious is that, exactly?
It scares the shit out of me.

However, I'm thinking of transferring to RIT's photography program, and they're super career oriented as well as relatively well-renowned.

ME: "Hello National Geographic, I would like to work for you. Here are my credentials: I graduated with an Associate's from RIT..."

NG: "OH...Oh...RIT, you said? Okay, your first assignment is in Nigeria..."

ME: "THANK YOU JESUS!"

NG: "Actually, we try to be as objective as possible..."


Or something like that.